Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

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Monday, 14 May 2007

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"Mr. Barker seemed like such a nice man"

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD XPOSED) - "I peeked in the window and I can see about ten or twelve of them all having sex in the room. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was scared and shocked" confessed Amanda Rogers. Amanda lives next door to famous longtime daytime game show host of "The Price Is Right", Bob Barker. "I would see him occasionally and he seemed to be such a nice man. Always waving "Hello" to me and my family, but, after this. I just don't know."

Bob Barker, now in his eighties has won 19 Emmy awards in his fifty-two years career doing daytime television. Recently Barker is scheduled to step down from his CBS daytime show of thirty-five years. Many who have grown up watching the show will wave a sad good-bye to games played on the show such as PlinKo, Hole in One, Swiss Mountain Climber and High or Low.

The secret all began to unravel when Amanda and some of her friends, while playing baseball in her back yard in the afternoon, knocked a baseball onto the second floor of Barker's residence next door. "We were too scared to run next door to get the ball because we were warned once last Summer. So I decided to sneak over that evening when no one was around and climb the tree outside the house to the large second floor porch.

"I quickly found the ball and turned to climb back down the tree.", Amanda begins to cry and composes herself. "I decided to peek in the window just to look to see how different the house looked compared to ours. I didn't think there would be anyone upstairs. They were running up and down the hallway chasing one another. Then four of them were on the bed having sex. They would stop and change partners and have more sex and I began to tremble hoping no one would discover me outside looking in." Amanda continued to watch for another twenty minute as couples continued to swap back and forth in this orgy. She says she finally got the nerve to climb back down the tree and ran home to tell her mother what she saw.

Amanda ended the interview telling us, "I never realized just how HORNY...rabbits could be!"

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