At Last, Trump Has Plenty Of Pussy To Grab

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 17 October 2025

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"I can't look!"

While bragging during the Access Hollywood recording, Donald Trump said that because he was famous, he could grab any woman's pussy and get away with it.

Now, Donald Trump has emerged on the cover of Time magazine, with plenty of pussy to grab. And he can get away with it. Not because he is famous, but because a pussy seems to have developed below his chinny, chin, chin! 

And don't get uptight about the pussy term. After all, it's just guy' locker room talk' as Mrs Trump described. 

But not a good image. And a very yucky sight. The pussy neck could be attributed to too many McDonald's visits and/or deliveries.

Nancy Reagan would have advised, "Just say no."

California's Governor Gavin Newsom blurred Trump's neck area while critiquing the Time magazine cover. Someone else drew a black bikini bottom to cover the Trump neck area. Donald Trump complained that the cover photo made him appear to be bald. Actually, he is bald, but he made no mention of his pussy neck.

Former Presidents Joe Biden and Barack Obama do not have a Trump-like neck area. 

Maybe this is a new MAGA male physical requirement? No exercise, just eat and MAGA by pussy neck men? Time to check out the necks of Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Miller, Cruz, McConnell, De Santis, etc. 

In the olden days, that kind of neck was described as a turkey neck. Thanks to Donald Trump, it may today be referred to as a pussy neck.    

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