Elon Musk And Donald Trump Had A Girlie Fight

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 5 June 2025

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"Sissy hands, feet and baby mouth. Take that for your stupid shark stories.."

The honeymoon is over. Trump may have the White House, but Elon Musk set it up for Trump to have that White House.

And wait until Elon blows the lid off what he did with his algorithms, including Starlink internet, votes, fake votes, purchased votes, and every other shenanigan known, but still under wraps, leading to Donald Trump's inauguration as the 47th President of the United States. 

Not good.

Kamala Harris will have to come out of wherever she's been, dust herself off, bring back that tired brown suit, and be sworn in as the 47th President of the United States.

But like so many men, men can be fickle, hysterical, and unpredictable boys. Trump and Musk might decide to go to family counseling and reconcile their differences, makeup, shake hands, and get along for, let's say, another hundred days? Then boom again. There goes the china.

"Trump wears shoe lifts and a corset."

"Musk is a drug addict and also wears a corset. My corset is required for a back injury I sustained while rescuing a drowning child and his mother and their cat. Nobody knows about the drowning child and his mother or their cat, but lots and lots of people have congratulated me on my rescue. There were sharks in the water, and I got there before Arnold Palmer, who was swimming in the nude and on his back. That guy was for sure all man…I thought the thing was a shark."

"I rigged the election for Trump. And that was one gigantic mistake. Hopefully, President Kamala Harris will pardon me, and I'll accept her pardon, even if she's wearing that tired, well used brown suit."

"Musk finagle government contracts, and he never invented anything. He just kidnapped other people's ideas and inventions. He's a no body, a dope."

And Democracy will carry on...

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