Impeach The U.S. Supreme Court

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 30 December 2024

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"What's going on here? Some kind of Hail Mary pass the buck?

Editor's note: I love my job.

Reply: I love my democracy, and the U.S. Supreme Court was passing the buck. The Supreme Court isn't paid to pass the buck. They are supposed to decide issues, not twiddle their thumbs, then mealy—mouthed out of making a decision by saying blah, blah, blah, it's up to the states or the Congress.

Editor: Go on.

The Colorado Supreme Court decided that Donald Trump instigated the January 6th insurrection by telling his MAGA people to march down to the Capitol and "fight like hell or we won't have a country anymore." 

Following Trump's orders, MAGA people marched to the Capitol, killed police officers defending the building, broke down windows and doors, and after gaining entry, defecated and urinated in the halls, broke into office filing cabinets, tore up documents, pillaged the building and hunted to kill both Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Vice President Mike Pence.

January 6th was an insurrection motivated and instigated by Donald Trump. The 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution explicitly states that any person engaged in insurrection has broken their oath to the United States and is ineligible to hold an office of Senator or Representative in Congress or the office of the United States President.  

So why did the Supreme Court shirk its responsibility by bouncing a decision on the January 6th insurrection back to Congress, essentially saying, "Ain't my baby?" 

The Supreme Court had no problem deciding the future health rights of 168.8 million woman living in the United States with a quick snap of the finger.

However, the insurrection, caught on television, where police officers were killed and many bloodied on the steps of the U.S. Capitol? Ain't my baby. 

They might as well deny that 9/11 ever happened.

So, impeach the U.S. Supreme Court.  

The Colorado Supreme Court got it right. 

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