SEATTLE - (Entertainment Satire) - Cullen McPill, head writer for The Breaking News Bureau News Agency, reports that Jeff Bezos, who is the second richest man in the world, next to Elon "The Human Kangaroo" Musk has just bought his long-time girlfriend Khloe Kardashian, an island in the Caribbean.
The island which is situated between the Greater Antilles and the Lesser Antilles is named Isla Mujersota, which is Spanish for Buxom Woman Island.
Bezos purchased the island from Saudi Arabian Prince Faseen Fafafoo, who is a distant cousin of Al-Qaeda General Sim Song Smeck.
Jeffy, as Khloe call him, is the 2nd richest man in the entire world, worth an estimated $251.7 billion.
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