Kamala Harris To Pick Biden As Vice President

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 4 August 2024

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Mind the gap.

What could make more sense than selecting a seasoned, experienced, organized, and ripe advisor as your Vice President? So Biden's step isn't as quick or agile as Baryshnikov's. Neither is Gavin Newson's, Josh Shapiro's, the Astronaut, or Donald Trump's

Maybe Josh Hawley has a faster step, as witnessed on January 6th, while running for his life from Trump's MAGA mob, but Mr. Hawley is in the wrong party and can't be selected.

Though he might have been a better pick for Trump than D.J. Vance, maybe, just maybe, Trump thought he was picking Pence again. Without his glasses, his finger slipped and hit Va———instead of Pe. Now, that could be called a Baryshnikov trip-up.

So Biden and Harris switch houses. Kamala Harris gets the White House, and Biden gets the Naval Observatory. Finally, Kamala Harris's husband becomes the First Gentleman. Neat. She would hit it out of the ballpark if she named Obama as her White House Chief of Staff.

Editors note: You got it, baby.

Reply: Thank you!

Instead of that usual noisy, ruckus convention, with red, white, and blue balloons dispatched from the ceiling and pointless speeches no one listens to, present a classy Democratic Convention at Carnegie Hall. Make it a black-tie event, with no funny hats or whistles, and an assembly that would meet with the approval of Vogue magazine editor Anna Wintour.

Editor's note: With a dance by Baryshnikov?

Reply: You got it, baby.

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