NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Satire) - The world's most popular singer, Taylor Swift, who has over 283 million Instagram followers told Tittle Tattle Tonight chief reporter Pico de Gallo that she will do everything in her power to see that the highly qualified, extremely intelligent, and very well respected Kamala Harris defeats one of the meanest, most hate-filled individuals in the history of the nation, namely, you-know-who. (i.e. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump).
Swift stated that if Trump were to win, he would immediately send the country spiraling downward faster than a meteor heading towards earth.
Tay-Tay noted that she has hired one of the nation's leading panties manufacturer and they will be producing millions of KH Panties.
Swift revealed that all of the profits from the sale of the "Kamalies," will go towards "The Elect Kamala Harris Campaign."
SIDENOTE: Reports are that some of the individuals who want to purchase the new panties include all of the five Kardashian sisters, Britney Spears, Danica Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Ivanka Trump, and even Melania Trump. ■
