Of course, President Biden initially said, "No way. What would Grandma Biden say when I see her again, you know where."
Wife Jill was adamant, explaining that it would be just five minutes of stuff, or we'd be out of the White House faster than you can ring a school bell, and I'd have to go back to teaching and correcting papers.
Their campaign manager interrupted, explaining the situation from another point of view. He said it would have to be longer than five minutes. Let's say at least 20 minutes. He added that one hour would get them back into the White House for another four years. Think of it as a business investment or a time investment. Your return for one hour of activity will equal four years of free rent, servants, gourmet food, and free daily travel on Air Force One. And ya can't get Air Force One with frequent flyer miles.
Hearing this proposition, Air Force One was outraged. "I'M BEING NEGOTIATED AS A POSITIVE RETURN FOR THE PRODUCTION OF A PORN FILM TO GET PRESIDENT BIDEN BACK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR FOUR MORE YEARS?"
"Yes."
Air Force One reflected on the proposition for a few minutes. I'M ALREADY CONSIDERED SEXY. A PORN FILM MIGHT ADD TO MY MYSTIC, AND WOULD THAT GIVE THOSE LITTLE TOP-GUN FIGHTER JETS A THING OR TWO TO THINK ABOUT.
Air Force One announced, "OKAY. I'M IN IT TO WIN IT!"
President Biden remained reluctant. "The Pope won't like it, and Aunt Sofie always said, Keep it under the sheets. I don't think it's a good idea."
Wife Jill announced, "We'll do it. It's a done deal. Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"
Read more by this author:
