Joaquin Gazpacho, Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend Says The Two Are Talking Marriage

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 1 July 2024

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"Joaquin is the world's greatest matador!" -TOM BRADY

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest bullfighter, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho (aka El Gazy) was in New York City and he appeared on shock jock's Howard Stern Radio Show.

Stern told Gazpacho that he considers him to be the best, the greatest, and the bravest athlete in the entire world including Mike Tyson, LeBron James, Nolan Ryan, and San Antonio Spurs sensation 7-foot-4-inch Victor Wembanyama.

Howard asked Joaquin about his hot-as-the-oven girlfriend Kim Kardashian, who he noted has a gorgeously sexy ass as big as Dallas.

Gazy thanked him for the compliment and said that he and Kim most probably will be going down the aisle in the not-too-distant-future.

SIDENOTE: The famed matador revealed to Stern that Kim recently told him that if they have a son, they will name him Joaquin Jr., and if they have a girl they will name her Kimina. ■

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