Yes indeed! Martha Stewart would be perfect. And why not?
Editor's note: Because she isn't a guy.
Reply: Nonsense! Mexico already has a woman president. Why should the US lag behind?
Martha Stewart has already proven her mettle by passing the swimsuit contest and gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. In contrast, Donald Trump's image on the cover would be a stark contrast, potentially unsettling the public.
A President Martha Stewart would clean house like pronto, balance the budget, keep top-secret documents under lock and key, win favor with world leaders, (serving her sticky-finger cinnamon rolls at meetings) establish the USA as a nation of progress, and seal the borders by snapping into line world leaders responsible for their citizens fleeing and seeking asylum on US shores.
Men have run the United States long enough. While the Supreme Court has ultimate appellate jurisdiction in the United States, NFL referees demonstrate better judgment, make faster decisions, and never require months to come up with a written opinion. And there isn't evidence any NFL referee ever hung the US flag upside down.
Unlike the Republican-appointed majority making decisions on the Supreme Court, male NFL referees aren't threatened by women. They don't appear to share the view of keeping a woman pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen instead of in the corporal world.
While Donald Trump was never a billionaire, Martha Stewart became a billionaire starting with sticky finger cinnamon rolls.
Lastly, Martha Stewart has never paid hush money to a porn star.
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