Debate Buzzer Following Every Donald Trump Lie

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 29 June 2024

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"Can you hear me now?"

Newscasters, the self-appointed analysts and critics of worldwide events, decided after the Biden/Trump debate fiasco that Biden had to go. Snap, bang, just like that, Joe Biden was proclaimed history. Too old.

The fate of our democracy hangs in the balance. Another term for the convicted felon/rapist Donald Trump could spell democracy's end. But there are strategies to prevent this without discarding Joe Biden. 

Some newscasters were already jumping onto the bandwagon of California Governor Gavin Newsom (defender of Meghan Markle’s unpaid bills) as a possible switch candidate.

Other possible candidates? Like Paris, there was always Hillary Clinton. Unlike Paris, some mentioned Michelle Obama.

No one mentioned Andrew Como, the guy who saved the US from a Covid death, while convicted felon/rapist Donald Trump was prescribing Clorox/flashlight enemas from the Oval Office. 

Forget Andrew Como! No way. Andrew Como is a flirt.

Really? And convicted felon/rapist Donald Trump is okay?

Instead of succumbing to panic, why not implement a more effective strategy? Let's introduce a basketball game-style buzzer that sounds every time Donald Trump tells a lie during the next debate. A loud, attention-grabbing buzzer that could be heard even from the International Space Station. 

This is not just a suggestion, it's a call for a fair and just political system. Make it a reality.

Hello buzzer. Make it real Democracy. 

There’s no business, like show business, like no business…

There’s no Democracy, like buzzer Democracy, like US Democracy knows…

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