Sales of Khloe Kardashian's New 'My Big Beaver Panties' Are Flying Out of The Roof

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 4 July 2024

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LOS ANGELES - (Spoof Satire) - New Products Institute spokesperson Paula Muskogee says that she cannot believe the success that Khloe Kardashian's new "My Big Beaver Panties" are having.

The company that manufactures the panties, Pubic Inc. which is based in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, noted that they have had to add a second shift in order to meat with the demand.

Ms. Muskogee added that the company has received orders from China, Thailand, Switizerland, Zimbabwe, and Argentina.

She added that Wynonna Judd, who is on the hefty side has personally ordered half a dozen of the large size panties.

SIDENOTE: To view photos of Khloe and Kim modeling the 'My Big Beaver Panties," log on to www.mybigbeaverpanties.sex

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