LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Satire) - United Americana News Agency chief reporter Lottie Bungalow has just compiled a list of the ten most popular drinks in Las Vegas. Of course Vegas is full of some very serious drinkers and there are literally hundreds of different kinds of drinks, but Miss Bungalow has chosen the ten adult beverages that are the most popular.
1. The Tequila Terror
2. The Vodka Vixen
3. The Burnt Fizz
4. The Colorado Colada
5. The Singapore Sunrise (Originally known as The Singapore Sunset)
6. The Brandy Boom Boom
7. The Cleveland Collins (Formerly The Cinncinati Collins)
8. The Jumping Kangaroo
9. The Wet Maracas
10. The Tacoma Tatas
NOTE: Honorable mention goes to The Dean Martin Vino Primo.
