A List of The Top 10 Most Popular Drinks In Las Vegas

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 June 2024

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"Adult drinks are consumed 24 hours a day." -THE LAS VEGAS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Satire) - United Americana News Agency chief reporter Lottie Bungalow has just compiled a list of the ten most popular drinks in Las Vegas. Of course Vegas is full of some very serious drinkers and there are literally hundreds of different kinds of drinks, but Miss Bungalow has chosen the ten adult beverages that are the most popular.


A LIST OF THE TOP 10 MOST POPULAR DRINKS IN LAS VEGAS

1. The Tequila Terror

2. The Vodka Vixen

3. The Burnt Fizz

4. The Colorado Colada

5. The Singapore Sunrise (Originally known as The Singapore Sunset)

6. The Brandy Boom Boom

7. The Cleveland Collins (Formerly The Cinncinati Collins)

8. The Jumping Kangaroo

9. The Wet Maracas

10. The Tacoma Tatas

NOTE: Honorable mention goes to The Dean Martin Vino Primo.

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