CHICAGO - (Spoof Satire) - American Research Group writer Tiffany Tulsa, who is a graduate of Swamp State College in Lafayette, Louisiana, where she majored in Lawn Fertilizing and minored in Greek Pornography has compiled a list of euphemisms for the word 'Pussy.'
A LIST OF 10 WORDS FOR THE WORD PUSSY
1. The Squeeze Box
2. The Velvet Tunnel
3. The Pink Palace
4. The Yeast Mill
5. The Tuna Taco
6. The Boom Boom Box
7. The Furburger
8. The Hooha
9. The Snatchola
10. The Tuzzy Muzzy
NOTE: The United States government has banned the word "The Tuna Taco" after the country of Guatemala sued and was awarded $6.7 million.
