Trump Tower - Alex Jones, spokesman for the PEOTUS, Trump, revealed today that Trump changed his mind about wanting a Churchhill bust in his office.
The BBC was stunned. They responded with attacks on Trump and a Churchill marathon. The Queen had a horses head delivered to Trump Tower by Anazon.
According to Jones, Trump wants a bust of Obama instead. He wants it made out of soft rubber and exactly life-like, both to the eye and the feel.
When Jones asked Trump why he wanted that, Trump replied as follows:
"Sometimes I need a break from all the hard work, and I'll just walk over and grab the little pussy."
Trump admits that Hillary's pussy was hacked by Russia
Responding to the pressure from war-mongering Senators, Trump admitted that the Russians did hack Hillary's pussy after all. He told the assembled press at today's conference that he was scratched badly when he grabbed it. He attributes the angry condition of her pussy to Russian hacking. However, he went on to say that there is no way an angry pussy could swing the election.
He also stated he always liked pussys, with the exception of Obama.