Convicted Of 34 Felonies To Become President, Was Trump’s Presidency Legitimate?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 5 June 2024

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How to steal and move into the White House!

Should the entire 45th presidency of Donald Trump be scrubbed? If a person is convicted of robbing a bank, that person does not get to walk away and keep the money and all the goodies purchased.

Trump has been convicted of committing 34 felonies to get into the White House. Therefore, his presidency was illegitimate. All of Trump’s judicial appointments and tax breaks for the wealthy should be removed, profits returned as were for the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme.

Also, Trump should be made to pay back room and board while living in the White House for four years and for all the hamburgers consumed and fuel used on Air Force One for his travels.

An example of Trump’s fraudulent activities must be made to preclude anyone else from trying the same scheme. Maybe.

Not only did he steal the White House for four years, but his behavior was also unfit. Trump was reported to have thrown plates of food against the White House walls when he didn’t get his way.

And Trump had his finger on the nuclear button?

If someone is found guilty of robbing a bank, they cannot keep the stolen money. Ho, hum. Oh, the stolen bank thing?

Ho, hum. Oh, the stolen White House for your years?

The married Donald Trump stole the White House by killing a story about sex with film star Stormy Daniels. He’d lose the women’s vote if the story got out, and there goes the White House along with all its power and trappings.

Easy, scrubbed Trump’s presidency and appointments.

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