Rapper 'One Ball' is Retiring After 20 Years of Shouting and Screaming

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 9 November 2023

" I had a great Run, 'One Ball' said at his large farewell Dinner Party at The Solid Gold Trump Tower in Vegas.( Half the Dealers in town were there.)

My 'Bro' Trump set up this last Party for me(and only charged em half a 'Mil'-what a sweet guy).

I am going to miss shouting and screaming my Lyrics-but it's giving that up or becoming Voiceless.
Can't do those leaps and spins any more-have Tinnitus.
I am only 48 but the 'Biz' done wore me out;(as well as the Chicks).

Have Arthritis in the Fingers-so can barely roll a Joint anymore-might have to switch to that crappy Vaping.

The worse thing is-my Tattoos are fading with Age-can't perform with a body totally covered with faded Tattoos.
Soon they will all be gone-just gray patches.
I think of Streisand-(my Secret Bitch)-and her song 'Second Hand Rose'."

..........It was a Gas, but couldn't Last....
.........The Future has become my Past....
..........My Ass is Grass, Alas, Alas......

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