(SPOOF SATIRE) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx recently spoke with the world's most famous transgender, Caitlyn Jenner at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner.
Kixx asked Ms. Jenner how she's doing, and she replied that she feels like a million dollars now that she has had her vajayjay tightened, her tits uplifted, and her upper thigh cellulite removed.
She was asked if she is dating anyone special. She giggled like a schoolgirl and replied that she recently broke up with her boyfriend, a defensive tackle with the Los Angeles Rams.
Jenner then giggled some more and told Kixx that she is going to give her an exclusive.
"Yes, please!!!" exclaimed Taffeta.
Caitlyn took a sip of her Mimosa Margarita, brushed back her long frosted hair, and said that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump texts her at least four times a day between midnight and 2 am.
She added that back in May, the two met at a secluded spot on Malibu Beach and he (Trump) kissed her and grabbed her you-know-what (i.e. pussy).
Kixx was shocked and she asked if his male member (i.e. dick) is actually orange-colored.
"Oh yes," came the reply, "And it's the size of a tiny acorn, believe me."
At that point, Caitlyn got a call from her gynecologist, and she had to end their interview. ■
