HOLLYWOOD - (SPOOF SATIRE) - Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle has broken the story that the woman behind the possible marital breakup between Meghan Markle and Harry Windsor is an American television reality show star.
The actress is named Milly Bluepool and she is a cast member of the Bravisimo Network series, "The Lascivious Ladies of Los Angeles."
Miss Bluepool, 26, stars as pole dancer, Danica Bonfire, who works as the featured pole dancer at West Hollywood's Boners Anonymous Strip Lounge on Clint Eastwood Way, across from The Wandering Hands Massage Parlor.
Chipotle reports that Milly, who is a stunningly sexy and very attractive blonde woman met the 'Prince,' at a local Drunk As A Duck Lounge a few months ago.
The two hit it off with Milly actually sitting on Harry's lap as she hand-fed him chocolate-covered pretzels.
According to several eyewitnesses, Harry actually had his left hand up Milly's animal print miniskirt.
The two were acting as if they were in high school, with no one around.
Finally, Harry's bodyguard, feeling somewhat uncomfortable, whispered to Harry that it was time to go.
Harry resisted at first, but he soon changed his tune, when one of the patrons snapped a picture of him and Milly.
The bodyguard immediately confiscated the camera and he and Harry left out a side door.
Meanwhile a distraught Meghan has told her father, that if Harry keeps acting like his womanizing brother William, and his womanizing uncle Prince Albert, she will hire famed divorce attorney Gloria Allred and she will TAKE "Ginger Boy," to the fucking cleaners. ■
