Bob Dylan's anti-Trump song, "Trump Sucks Like a Vacuum Cleaner" hits #1

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 5 November 2023

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"Growing up I had a crush on Bob Dylan." -JENNIFER LOPEZ

(SPOOF SATIRE) - Music Moments Magazine has just revealed that America's musical poet Bob Dylan has just topped The Hot 99 Music Chart.

The 82-year-old legendary folk singer said that he recorded the song because he hates old "Cheeto Face," more than African pygmies hate leopards.

Dylan who recently named his brand new $1.9 million yacht, "The Fuck Trump," says that he will donate every dime from the record sales to the President Joe Biden Reelection Campaign.

Robert Cassius Zimmerman added that he will be putting on a concert in Central Park along with Paul Simon, Billy Joel, Joan Baez, Neil Young, and The Bunkhouse Bitches, and 97% of the proceeds will go to Beto O'Rourke of Texas, who is running against the most hateful, evil, son-of-a-bitch since Donald "The Racist Pussy-Grabber" Trump, namely Greg "Hitler" Abbott. ■

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