(SPOOF SATIRE) - The Cosmos News Service has just revealed that one of America's favorite couples, namely Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper have just purchased www.vaginarules.yum, which is one of the nation's most popular porn sites.
Max Sassoon, with CNS writes that Spears and Cooper bought the X-rated site from a member of the retail giant Walton family.
Anderson told Sassoon that ever since he was in college, he liked to dabble in subdued pornography, and now that he is dating the gorgeously stunning sexpot Britney Spears, he is even more elated because as he states, "Hell, my girlfriend is a hot, sexy, living, loving, in-the-flesh porn celebrity.
FYI: The male student body at The University of Texas recently voted Britney "The Hottest, Sexiest, MILF in The Nation." ■
