The World's biggest Cake Decorating competition (Cake International-NEC)is at Birmingham ever year, says Tilly the Tongue-a reporter for Sleaze Magazine.
This year they have a life-size Cake of King Charles-and it actually looks more alive than the Monarch.
Hundreds of pounds of Rice Krispies, sugar and chocolate was used to construct the King.
The Eyes took hours to get that glazed, dumb look of the real Monarch.
The Crown is plastic crystals set in Sugar,so not as edible as the rest of His Majesty.
He's a little ragged around the edges(as in real life), as viewers keep secretly nibbling on small pieces of his majesty.
It's not known what happens to the King after the Show- but it was mentioned that he might be given to the Anti-Royalists to devour.
They are very tired of giving the Billionaire King 100,000 Pounds a year of Tax Money to support him and his very rich Clan.
