Harry and Meghan have been offered big bucks by a Scottish film company, (funded by the Scottish government), to act in a new TV version of 'Lord of the Rings'.
Harry plays the Hero-in beautiful armor, and Meghan is his Elfin hearthtrob and Warrior Elvish Princess-also in beautiful armor.
The will use 'Dad's (Charlie Boy's) likeness, thinly disguised, for the Dark Lord.
Look-alike Dark Lord actors will be the Dark Members of Parliament., slavering, clueless and violent idiots-totally corrupted by Greed.
An evil Consort Queen role will be written in for Camilla...(think Medusa on a Bad day)-
she provokes the Dark Lord to his worst excesses;(as if He needs provoking).
Sue-Ellan Braverman will be an ugly Troll Princess riding a giant fanged pig-who wants to send all the Elves to a dangerous, horrible far-away Kingdom.
'Rishi' is an Indian prince, with Evil Elephants, who has been also totally Deluded and Corrupted by Power, and by his minions in Parliament.
He is portrayed as once having a Heart of Gold- but now a Heart of Brass.
