Ivanka Too Busy To Testify In Fraud Case

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 3 November 2023

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"Say it ain't so!"

Well, there's the carpool in the morning, soccer practice after school, picking up the kids after soccer practice, dinner on the table by 6 o'clock, checking on the children's homework, dishes to wash, getting the kids to bed on time, making sure they brush their teeth, evening prayers, making school lunches for the next day, preparing school clothes for the next day, it's school week. A mother's day doesn't end, and how could she possibly quit her day mother's job to fly up to testify in Judge Engoron's court?

It would be best if her testimony would be postponed until the children's summer vacation? Maybe? Okay? Great!

Then it won't be a school week; she'll have all the free time in the world and would be delighted to testify before Judge Engoron's court about her connection with the Trump Organization, although all she ever did was to only pour ce-ment.

Ayeeee!

Great excuse, but no cigar.

Ivanka was ordered to appear before Judge Engoron's court on Friday, November 8th, and explain her singular cement pouring history. Her testimony had already been postponed to let her appeal the judge's order, but the Manhattan court rejected her motion, and so the date is set for November 8th.

But…

No buts!

Who could have guessed that the Trump kids were so mired in cement?

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