(SPOOF SATIRE) - Celebrity Globe senior writer Gibraltar Yukon has broken the story that lovebirds Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho have just opened up a very erotic and very state-of-the-art massage parlor in Malibu Beach.
The parlor is named Casa De Titillating Touches, and it features the up-to-the-minute massage techniques that are borrowed from Denmark, Sweden, Macadamia, and Italy.
The massage parlor is managed by Fleur Labianique, who is noted as being one of the most popular madams of houses of ill-repute in Paris, France.
Kim told Mr. Yukon that they have a line of ointments, salves, linaments, perfumes, and creams that are safe to use on every intimate part of the male and female body, such as the pussy, the penis, the anal cavity, the G-spot, and the scrotum.
SIDEBAR: The new massage parlor has proven to be so successful that Kim and Joaquin are planning to open up three more shops in San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Barcelona (Spain). ■
