(SPOOF SATIRE) - One of the richest and best known women in the celebrity world is Kim Kardasian, the eldest of the five Kardashian sisters.
Kim, who is the girlfriend of the world famous matador Joaquin Gazpacho, alias "El Fearless," says that she has joined with Revlon to produce one of the best eyeliners in the cosmetic world.
Kim stresses that unlike the rumor put out by a nefarious cosmetics publication, her eyeliner, which is sold under the name "Kim's Exotic Eyes," does not contain any steroids whatsover.
She notes that steroids in cosmetics have recently been outlawed by a Presidential Executive Order that was signed by President Biden.
SIDENOTE: Kim wants everyone to know that her new eyeliner has just been named "The Official Eyeliner" of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, The Los Angeles Laker Girls, New York's Radio City Rockettes, and the heavy metal all-girl band Pussy Riot.
