Prince Harry Is Not The Father Of Chelsy Davy's Three-Month-Old Son!

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 12 March 2023

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"Never! At least, I don't think so."

Harry's long-time girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, gave birth to a son in January, named Leo. According to the Internet, Ms. Davy sent DNA proof to King Charles that Harry was the father.

Not true. The Internet was mistaken.

This would have landed like a bomb on the King's desk. The Internet claimed that Ms. Davy wishes that Harry's son receive royal recognition. Boom! No such thing happened.

This plot doesn't thicken. It is already a solid brick. And bricks are not too friendly.

Pass the Shepard's Pie!

You have to feel a degree of sympathy for King Charles. He became King only after losing his dear mother, Queen Elizabeth. Of course, he knew he would eventually become King, but it came with great sadness. And now there's all this new trouble with Harry.

Different segments of King Charles's life hint and could fit into plays by Shakespeare, or were Shakespeare's plays written by Edward de Vere, the Earl of Oxford?

Anyway, with Chris Rock's Selective Outrage performance on Netflix, South Park's Spoof about Meghan and Harry's Global Privacy Tour, their eviction from Frogmore Cottage, Harry's drug confessions, and his recommendations for better living, what's next?

Hopefully nothing.

But there's always something.

For dessert? Pass the Spotted Dick!

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