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Funny story: Tom Cruise Starts Summer Acting School for Young Male 'Hotshot' Actors

Tom Cruise Starts Summer Acting School for Young Male 'Hotshot' Actors

Tom Cruise, still youthful looking - (and who knows how?) - is feeling his age a little, so has started a summer acting school in Hollywood for young actors. Cruise gave his first lecture to about 20 young macho, good looking actors. You guys…

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Funny story: The Bravisimo Network Admits That The Duck Dynasnty Family Is Not Real - And Reveals They're All Just Actors

The Bravisimo Network Admits That The Duck Dynasnty Family Is Not Real - And Reveals They're All Just Actors

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - According to Ipso Facto News, that hairy bearded bunch of coon asses from down around the bayous of Louisiana are not really whom they claim to be. IFN reporter Tapioca Swizzle has learned from a very sourc…

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Funny story: Neighbours Actors Flocking to Stratford Upon Avon

Neighbours Actors Flocking to Stratford Upon Avon

Following the shock axing of the middle of the road snoozefest Neighbours, all of the cast are currently heading to Stratford Upon Avon to chance their arms at the bard's best-known plays. Toadfish Rebecci said 'Alright, mate, I wanted to do some…

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Funny story: Walter Muesli’s Guide to Acting part 1

Walter Muesli’s Guide to Acting part 1

Well Hello there, I am Walter Muesli, a famed actor from the 1970s with a still flourishing career. I was most recently in an episode of Midsummer Murders. I had a scene with Neil Dudgeon. A great chap brings so much pathos to the role of Bar…

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Funny story: That actress you liked in that thing is in a thing you won't like her in

That actress you liked in that thing is in a thing you won't like her in

An actress that you liked in something because she played a nice character, is going to upset you with her turn as someone a lot more unpleasant. In the shocking turn of events, the actress who you like, but whose name you have forgotten will play…

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Funny story: Covid-19 Variant Is Turning Into A War Of The Worlds Film

Covid-19 Variant Is Turning Into A War Of The Worlds Film

The Covid-19 variant, called Delta, is turning into a War Of The Worlds film. So where is Tom Cruise? He’s supposed to be scaling down a rope, stop four inches above the floor and rescue the world from that killer virus called Delta. And Delta is no…

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Funny story: New graduate actor denies she’s wacky

New graduate actor denies she’s wacky

A new graduate actor denied claiming she’s wacky, just really enthusiastic, a bit zany perhaps and fit to explode into a rainbow of psychedelic imaginative ideas. Portia Portia, so good her parents named her twice, and goes by the affectionate nic…

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Funny story: I thought I was working class, until I realised I hung my toilet roll the wrong way round

I thought I was working class, until I realised I hung my toilet roll the wrong way round

The 'East End Coronation Cobblestone Street Theatre Company' claims to be an open and inclusive creative environment for working class actors, but has excluded one applicant because she hangs her toilet roll the wrong way round. 'The theatre is o…

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Funny story: Former Soap Star in fear of Pantomimes not happening this year

Former Soap Star in fear of Pantomimes not happening this year

Martina Glossop, a former star of Emmerdale, Coronation Street and Family Affairs (she played a passing fancy for Idris Elba and won't stop banging on about it) says that she fears that this year she may not get the chance to appear in a Pantomime.

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Funny story: Actor Joking Around Again

Actor Joking Around Again

A famed actor - you know, the one who is the son and nephew of a few other actors, and still thinks he gets parts in shows because of his talent - has said something again, and when it didn't go the way he wanted it to, has once again proclaimed that…

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Funny story: Actor's one-man show will go on

Actor's one-man show will go on

Renowned thespian, Geoff Act, has insisted that his one-man show at London's Prince Andrew Theatre will continue, despite the global pandemic. He will perform his three-hour monologue, My Word!, to empty seats until the run finishes in August. "I'...

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Funny story: Unhappy Couple Role-Play Themselves into Relationship Success

Unhappy Couple Role-Play Themselves into Relationship Success

After dating seriously for almost two years, Ray Campbell and Monique DuBois of Brooklyn, New York, found that their relationship had deteriorated to the extent that they could scarcely stand the sight of each other. Out of sheer desperation, they tu...

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Funny story: Actor who always plays 'angry', quite laid-back in real-life

Actor who always plays 'angry', quite laid-back in real-life

Timothy Claypole Dobbin, an actor known for playing very angry men at the end of a short fuse, has revealed that he is not like that at all in real-life. Dobbin, who takes his stage name from a character in Rent-a-Ghost and a character in Vanity F...

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Funny story: New York Woman Successfully Plays It Cool During Unexpected Encounter with Long-Time Hero

New York Woman Successfully Plays It Cool During Unexpected Encounter with Long-Time Hero

New York woman Kim Perry successfully played it cool when, during a stop into a favorite neighborhood coffee shop, she ended up in line behind a famous and incredibly handsome actor whom she's greatly admired for years. Perry said that even though...

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Funny story: Television industry facing national shortage of actors

Television industry facing national shortage of actors

It has been revealed that there is now a national shortage of actors, with only six professionals able to work at the moment (Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Judi Dench, Daniel Craig, that bloke who played Voldermort, David Mitchell and Robert Webb) and so m...

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Funny story: "Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

"Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

It is the career "break" that stage actors have been dreaming about. Finally, a major theatrical production opened this week in London's West End featuring toilets on stage for the actors to use during the performance. "Most plays are absolute hel...

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Funny story: Interview with a Hard-Punching Author

Interview with a Hard-Punching Author

Forget Tolstoy and Charles Dickens, the hottest author on the college campuses and in the coffee shops these days is a hard-drinking, pugnacious poet who says he prefers watching TV and drinking beer to literary hobnobbing or writing. After years spent working odd jobs and cultivating a beer belly, fifty-four year-old Peter Bruchonski, better known to his friends as "Pug," is the darling of the in...

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