PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - A Hooters waitress who was born and bred in the "City of Brotherly Love," has just been named by The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger newspaper as having the "Prettiest & Sexiet Lips In Pennsylvania."
Gina Dakotawood, 24, has worked as a waitress at Hooters for 2 years. She is also attending college to become a gynecologist.
Dakotawood said that she owes her hot, sexy lips to her mother, Joan Dakotawood, who actually did several toothpaste and mouthwash commercials.
The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger is refusing to reveal which Hooters in Philly, Gina works at.
The PLL did say that Gina has commented that since receiving her honor, she has had over 2,000 marriage proposals.
