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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Says That Queen Lizzy Should Retire While She’s Still on Top

Ricky Gervais Says That Queen Lizzy Should Retire While She’s Still on Top

WEST HOLLYWOD – (Satire News) – British comedian Ricky Gervais, a man who has insulted presidents, popes, and pop stars commented to Anderson Cooper that he loves the queen, but suggested that at the up-there age of 95, she should seriously consider…

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Funny story: Thandiwe Newton OBE Admits Size Does Matter...

Thandiwe Newton OBE Admits Size Does Matter...

Fury erupted last night on the news that the world famous actress, Thandie Newton has reclaimed her Zulu name which is spelt as ‘Thandiwe’. BLM campaigners praised the move which immediately sparked riots in Leeds and Bradford on the news that sh…

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Funny story: Village tears down statue of Piers Morgan

Village tears down statue of Piers Morgan

The sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock was the centre of controversy today, after last night a mob with torches tore down the statue of Piers Morgan that stood in the village square. The statue depicted the celebrity journalist squatting over the…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Denies That He’s a Member of The KKK

Piers Morgan Denies That He’s a Member of The KKK

LONDON – (Satire News) – Popular British journalist and television personality Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan wants the entire world to know that contrary to what a certain member of Ireland’s Bohemian F.C. has said, along with thousands of other folks, b…

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Funny story: Kellyanne and Claudia Conway’s 'The Conways of The Potomac' is One of America’s Top Rated Reality Shows

Kellyanne and Claudia Conway’s 'The Conways of The Potomac' is One of America’s Top Rated Reality Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Kellyanne Conway, former chief adviser to the defeated GOP president, has been catching hell lately from none other than her own daughter, Claudia. Boom Boom News reports that the 16-year-old dynamo has done what…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Shocks GMB Viewers By Admitting He Doesn't Like Piers Morgan Any More...

Piers Morgan Shocks GMB Viewers By Admitting He Doesn't Like Piers Morgan Any More...

In a bizarre morning episode of this totally dire excuse for morning TV, Piers Morgan went straight for the jugular of Piers Morgan, without even saying "Good Morning" to viewers! He stormed, "I'm sick of him and his childish antics. I'm sick of h…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is Verbally Attacked by Piers Morgan and Prince Harry is Furious

Meghan Markle is Verbally Attacked by Piers Morgan and Prince Harry is Furious

SANTA BARBARA, California – (Satire News) - TMZ reported that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, has gotten politically involved in getting out the vote for the upcoming election. Former U.S. talk show host, Piers Morgan, has exploded. He rante…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern and Piers Morgan recently met and talked about putting on a benefit to raise money for food stamp recipients. The two also talked about the New York Giants, Manchester United, and the gorgeously sultry Sofia Vergara.

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Says That President Trump Needs to Resign Before He Turns America Into Guatemala

Piers Morgan Says That President Trump Needs to Resign Before He Turns America Into Guatemala

LONDON – Piers Morgan, who is a co-host on the morning show, Good Morning Britain, is totally infatuated with Queen Elizabeth, Stella Artois Beer, and fog. He has recently had a falling out with President Trump, or as Morgan calls him, “The Tweete...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Say They Will Defy Queen Elizabeth And Continue To Use The Word “Royal”

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Say They Will Defy Queen Elizabeth And Continue To Use The Word “Royal”

SAUSALITO, California – Prince Harry and his lovely wife, the Duchess of Sussex, were visiting friends in Northern California, when they were asked about Queen Elizabeth’s latest royal antics. RumorLand News reporter Ty Quickmeister informed the v...

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Funny story: Susanna Reid to be made a saint in recognition of Piers Morgan ordeal

Susanna Reid to be made a saint in recognition of Piers Morgan ordeal

In what many are seeing as a surprise move, the Roman Catholic church last night announced that the Good Morning Britain TV show presenter, Susanna Reid, is to be beatified and then canonised as a saint in recognition of the suffering she has endured...

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Funny story: TV guide - 22nd May

TV guide - 22nd May

6:00. The Future Now. Today featuring a robot that can make a perfect cup of tea. 6:30. Britain’s Poorest Neighbourhoods. Exploitative documentary. 7:00. Michael McIntyre’s Favourite Loud Noises. The comedian listens to trumpets and dogs barkin...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Piers Morgan, the host of TV's 'Good Morning Britain' show, has been widely-criticised for his own rather critical comments about Daniel Craig carrying his daughter in a 'papoose', but, in fairness, he has his reasons. Morgan, a complete twat, cal...

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Funny story: Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Another young British man has fled the country to join the ranks of the US Chat Show Brotherhood, the extreme group notorious for its ruthless pursuit of TV ratings and relentless drive to destroy Western culture and control the minds of Western subj...

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Funny story: General Election Red Herring: Piers Morgan Wins Alex Salmond Nationalism Award

General Election Red Herring: Piers Morgan Wins Alex Salmond Nationalism Award

Piers Morgan is not only one of the UK's most lovable and highly respected journalists; he has now been given an award from Alex Salmond for his sterling contributions to the Scottish Nationalist cause. Salmond groans: "Personally, when I say...

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Funny story: Wigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze

Wigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze

One of the few remaining intact Victorian Piers with landing stage and International Hotel and casino, Wigan Pier was heroically saved last night by daredevil "Piers" Morgan. Morgan, real name Sidney Morgan, an intrepid self styled superhero with ext...

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Funny story: Jimmy Saville Ate My Hamster - Peers Morgan

Jimmy Saville Ate My Hamster - Peers Morgan

General all - purpose monster Jimmy Saville was allegedly so evil that he would regularly eat Peers Morgan's Hamster alive. The famous 1990s red top tabloid headline was thought to be about someone else but it was revealed this morning by sources...

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