Pump Up The J.A.A.M.!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 16 December 2022

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Crank It Up & Make Some Noise!

Ah yeah, this is DJ Salaama-Bama bringing you all the hits across the Muslim world, and here is the latest, coming straight outa Iran, bitches, it’s –

“Pump up the J.A.A.M., pump it up, pumpitpumpitpumpit!”

“ Jihad those mullahs, ladies from Iran, take ‘em down, they is clowns by the pound all over town, ah yeah …”

Just some of the radical lyrics from the hot new number making waves across all Muslim countries, “Jihad Against All Mullahs” – they gotta be running scared from the youth of Iran, the women and men of Iran, anyone who doesn’t want to listen to clerics no more, crank the music, blast it from all speakers, let it ring out, bring on the musical jihad!

Can music save a person’s soul from religion? Hopefully Iran can teach the world (especially American women who still praise Jesus for their gun collection and their right to keep and bear hatred against everyone who doesn’t believe in their holy ghost bullshit).

The new Iranian music scene is gonna be hot!

(And Kanye is already writing lyrics to piss off a whole new world he doesn’t understand. Just make some noise – it don’t have to make sense!)

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