HELLO
GREG WALLACE HERE. THAT BLOKE FROM THE TELLY. THE ONE WHO SHOUTS ALL OF THE TIME.
Anyway, now I have your attention, would you like to be as enthusiastic as I am?
WOULD YOU?
Well, I know that you would. For me, it is a natural part of my personality, I can become enthusiastic about everything. The colour of the paint, the size of the nails, and how many bees live in a beehive.
All of these things excite me.
Do they excite you?
WELL THEY SHOULD
Just ask my mate John Torrode.
Someone with my level of excitement and enthusiasm can never be irritating, can they?
Is that right John?
John? Oh, sorry he doesn't do every programme I am on, does he?
