KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - The Detroit Daily Divulger has stated that Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has donated her right ovary to her maternal grandmother Selma Jo Wowcastle, 74. According to Daily Divulger reporter Sally Fiddlefax, Mrs.
A fried egg sunny-side-up is not a chicken. Get it? Even a poached egg, scrambled egg, stuffed egg, or hard-cooked egg is still not a chicken. Don’t panic, but egg shells after making a soufflé, frittata, quiche, and huevos rancheros would never…
A repeated anonymous donor from Stoke has been thrown out of his home by his wife. John Ewes, 42, occasional smoker, had been donating to local sperm banks for 22 years and had never once informed his wife. Mary Ewes, 42, smoker (we think she was...
When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...
The new National Sperm Bank in Birmingham is to have "night deposit boxes" and sperm withdrawal A.T.M machines like any other bank, a spokesperson for the N.S.B told our sperm welfare staff this morning. Nasty letters will be sent out to customer...
Ohio - Mrs Gladys Chupacabra, 69, is suing her local sperm bank after it accidentally inseminated her with viles - uh, vials! - of coyote sperm...from a rare black prairie wolf. A $100m lawsuit lodged at Cook County Circuit Court alleges the mix-u...
The ultra Feminist head of the FBI, Ms. Gona Dectomy has announced the success of a three year Honey Trap. "Operation Sticky Centrefold". Twenty thousand men were interviewed and forty thousand "helpful" Lads Magazines were last night being examined...
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