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Funny story: Hollywood Is Looking For The Next Sex Goddess

Hollywood Is Looking For The Next Sex Goddess

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tinsel Town has just announced that they are looking for a young, sexy, nubile, erotic actress to become the next sex goddess ala Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Jayne Mansfield, or Charlize Theron. Hollywood Innuendo has…

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Funny story: Couple shocked that actress looks different to how she was twenty years ago

Couple shocked that actress looks different to how she was twenty years ago

Gary and Lorraine Johnson were shocked to learn that an actress looked different to how they remembered her. 'Gary and I were watching DI Ray last night, and we were both shocked to see that Parminder Nagra looked a bit different to how she did in…

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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Transgender superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be joining the cast of the daytime drama "Bold and the Beautiful" this September. Caitlyn will be playing Vanessa Forrester a mysterious aunt who arrives in LA to claim her share of the Forrester Creations...

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Funny story: Movie Review: That New Movie With That Guy From That Other Movie, You Know The One, Was Good.

Movie Review: That New Movie With That Guy From That Other Movie, You Know The One, Was Good.

Some movies which are panned by critics nevertheless are highly successful due to word of mouth praises by people who've seen the movie. They tell their friends and family, who tell their friends, and so on, until the movie is a hit, despite those 'o...

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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Los Angeles, CA - Some people don't know when to shut up. Such is the case with actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Her mouth has gotten her in hot water with critics again and, this time, drastic measures have been taken to prevent further asinine comments...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Spotted In The Company of A Hot Hollywood Hunk

Jennifer Aniston Spotted In The Company of A Hot Hollywood Hunk

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston recently told Barbara Walters on The View that she feels as if she and her fiancé Justin Theroux have been engaged for ten years. The former Friends star said that she has gotten to the point where she no longer cares...

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Funny story: Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Makes A Startling Announcement

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Prime Minister has enjoyed all of the celebrity attention she has been receiving of late. Helle Thorning-Schmidt has just made a startling admission to the Danish press. She informed them that after she leaves p...

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Funny story: The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets. Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show. She congratula...

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Funny story: Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

NEW YORK CITY - Catherine Zeta Jones stated to The Right Coast Revue that her being bipolar has nothing to do with her having decided to end her 13-year marriage to Michael Douglas. Catherine did say that she has always been superstitious about th...

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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed. Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F.

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Funny story: Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

EL PASO - Actress Betty White was detained for a couple of hours by the United States customs agents in the port city of El Paso, Texas after crossing over from Juarez, Mexico. A representative with the U.S. Immigration Department stated that the...

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Funny story: Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

HOLLYWOOD - Merrit Wever, who is not exactly a household name in the celebrity world, won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress for her role on HBO's Nurse Jane. Wever did something that 99.9 percent of the winners cannot do. She actually took her a...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider goi...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart says that the one question she has been asked more than any other is why in the world does she always have a smirk on her face. Stewart recently talked with Pia Confetti of Celebrity Globe and she told her that it's...

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Funny story: The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara, who plays a sensuously lascivious trophy wife on the hit sitcom Modern Family has just been named as the highest paid actress on television. The 41-year-old buxom babe, whose bra size is a stunning 32-F recently said on...

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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...

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