NATCHEZ, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The NRA was to have had their 150th Annual Summer Convention and Whoop-De-Do Fandango, but it has abruptly been cancelled.
It seems that several directors of the NRA received text messages telling them that this year's event could end up looking like an Old Wild West shootout.
The texter, who used the fake name Marshal Matt Dillon, said that he would show up unannounced and that he would be dressed in normal clothes, but he would be carrying with him two AR-15 semi-automatic rifles, two AK-47 semi-automatic rifles, and about 60,000 rounds of ammo.
He noted that he did not plan on making any speeches and his goal was just to show everyone just exactly how the cow ate the cabbage.
SIDENOTE: Text message authorities were unable to trace the origin of the text message, and so the NRA powers-that-be simply told all of their members "Hey, see y'all next year, ya hear?"
