CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency revealed that a UFO landed in The Cottonball neighborhood of Chicago and the space aliens got the surprise of their lives.
A witness named Thondella "Bubba" Brofin, said that within four minutes of landing in the McDonalds parking lot, the spacecraft was totally stripped of all it's outside parts.
A Chicago Police Department report stated that when officers arrived at Mickey D's, a group of seven young adults were in the process of lifting up the space ship and loading it onto a flatbed truck.
One of the vandals said that they were going to take the UFO to the nearest pawn shop.
SIDENOTE: Witnesses said that about 90 seconds before the CPD officers arrived, the space aliens managed to start up the space craft and they took off heading towards the planet Uranus like a fucking bat out-of-hell!
