BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson recently dumped long-time boyfriend Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan.
According to London's Ta Ta For Now News the reason was because, as Fergie put it, his idea of foreplay was simply using words like suck, pussy, dick, dildo, and KY Jelly.
Sarah told more than five of her close friends that Morgy spent more time looking in the mirror (at himself) than he did caressing, playing with, and sucking her very ample milky white colored tits, or knockers as they say in Vermont.
The Duchess of York, recently sat down with Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb and informed her that she has a very interesting G-Spot.
After Miss St. Lamb, told her she was all ears, Fergie giggled a bit and revealed that she actually has two G-Spots.
She then added that one is located in the usual female location - in her beaver (pussy), and the other location is right next to her tonsils.
St. Lamb simply replied with a "Damn girl!"
SIDENOTE: Sarah says that she wants everyone to know; especially any and all eligible (rich) bachelors, that she is available for dates and advanced sexual merriment.
