WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Blonde Scarecrow) is considering getting circumcised. According to BuzzFuzz junior reporter Sonora Cahoots, MTG recently read an article about…
ATHENS, Greece – (World Satire) – A group of historians and archaeologists have just made an astounding discovery. The group of 9 who all hail from different towns in Greenland, discovered a statue of a male believed to be in his early 50’s, stand…
KwaZula-Natal, South Africa - Thousand of anonymous tips are piling up and causing a health problem at Orange Farm, South Africa, as hordes of African males arrive hourly to subject themselves to circumcision. Responding to nationwide ads feat...
The New York Foreskin Museum that opened in January of 2008 has just put the foreskin of United States President Barack Obama on display. The museum is next to the diamond district and houses the foreskins of many celebrities in the worlds of politi...
Dear P4YG, Is it true that in the same way that frequent hair cutting brings in longer and thicker hair( you should see the hedge upon my mons pubis from early and often weed wacking!), a recircumcision brin gs the penis back in larger and wider than life size? BIGBUSH n lil dick Dear Mr President and Vice, First let me say how honored and sexsually pleased I am to have the abstinence only...
A giant talking penis is making comments wherever it goes and getting on the news right and left and some people are calling for it to finally be circumcised once and for all.
Tourists looked on in horror as a mad-crazed Rabbi performed a bris - a circumcision upon Michelangelo's masterpiece, David, yesterday in Florence, Italy.
Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...
The number of circumcisions in the United States have been sharply clipped away and now their length is shorter than at previous levels.
The World Health Organization and UNAIDS said circumcision should be added to current interventions to reduce the spread of HIV. However, the recommendations only apply to countries where rates of heterosexual transmission is high. Countries breeding...
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