Melania To Open A Boutique

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 1 February 2021

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Melania's Leftovers

After four years of wearing a new outfit every day, Melania Trump accumulated several truckloads of designer clothing. Deciding to make some cash on the side, she is opening a boutique called Melania's Leftovers.

Her famous green jacket with I Don't Care, Do You? written on the back should fetch a small fortune if anyone cares that much.

However, Donald thinks the Boutique idea is tacky, no class and smacks of the poorhouse, Slovenian, clean out the basement, garage sale before the divorce. However, he has contributed miles and miles of red ties.

Melania insisted on a 10% kickback for every tie sold, but Donald reneged.

“They’re my ties. Why should you get back a percentage?”

“Then open your own boutique.”

Donald knew he was stuck between a rock and a Slovenian place. He didn’t want to open his own boutique, but he had enough ties to wrap around Mar-a-Lago twice.

Ivanka to the rescue! She offered to sell Daddy’s ties on her website. Donald Jr. intervened, asking, Why should Ivanka sell dad's old ties, make some cash on the side, and I get skipped over, like always? What am I, chopped liver?

Tiffany was overheard to have replied, "Tell me about it!"

Anyway, Melania will open her own boutique in Mar-a-Lago's lobby and call it Melania’s Leftovers.

Donald will not be for sale.

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