Madonna running for POTUS

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Saturday, 24 October 2020

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I Said MADONNA not Madonna

Pop singer, Madonna, says she will run for the United States Presidency in 2024, and she wants to outlaw rich ego-driven business men from becoming POTUS.

The 62-year-old believes she has nothing to lose and everything to gain by running for the top job. "I just know that everybody loves me and wants to see me succeed," said the once-global superstar.

Madonna added that she hated President Trump, and prays daily that he'll have a fatal accident one day. She says he is just a "dick" and should go back to his tower in New York. Her main goal by running was to stop people like Trump from running for president.

Madonna will probably run independently, and won't endorse either Republicans or Democrats.

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