(UNEDITED) Breaking Bad was 'bad' enough, and then came Peaky Blinders, plus other Netflix addictive series. However, 'Good Girls' takes the prize for 'major addiction' with 'GG Junkies' ending up at their local 'Shrinks' in an attempt to get them 'unhooked!'
Most Netflix junkies end up having sleepless nights, hallucinations, swallowing pills to keep them awake and, refusing to turn off the TV before their kids wake up screaming, "where's my cereals mommy?"
Googled eyed and screwed up brains leads them to psychiatric care units where 'shrinks' attempt to unravel their 'spaghetti brains' after overdosing on Netflix.
'Good Girls' though, is more intense than the rest because '3 bitches' not gang-bosses, take over our minds, and the baddie, is an evil charmer. Hence, 'psycho' units all over the planet are being inundated with patients, male and female, showing symptoms of manic depression because when they reach the end of the series, and attempt to sleep, they just end up in a 'black abyss' where nothing else matters (Thanks Metallica).
Makers of the show have been informed about such psychiatric problems, and have promised to create a vaccine for their viewers; parts 4 and 5! Hoping they can keep their fans 'happily addicted' because watching 'Good Girls' is cheaper than any 'shrink' on offer.
More as we overdose it...Yawn fucking Yawn ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
