The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

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Wednesday, 20 December 2006

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Looks like the end of an era for the good old Porno Supermaket

Britney Spears' recent public striptease pictures are circulating on the internet like wildfire, immediately affecting the attendance in major strip joints and peepshows. It seems as if people have lost interest in striptease clubs, as interest for Britney's flashing photos continues to grow to such an extent Google has dedicated one server solely to deal with Britney searches.

Commenting on the threat is Lee B. Doe a female exotic dancer, "If Britney Spears was supposed to be a pop star, then why is she going around striping in public? She is so killing our business", she lamented.

The porn industry hasn't fared better. The release of Paris Hilton's sex video 1 Night in Paris in 2004, the porn industry has since seen a steady 25% annual decline in sales of sex videos. Sharing his concerns on the crisis, Dick Beaver, CEO of Code Blue Videos had this to say, "If rumours of the K-Fed & Britney homemade sex video are true, then the porn industry as we know it will be extinct in a matter of days".

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