Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 4 January 2007

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Lohan gets hazed by strippers

Lindsay Lohan was recently quoted as calling strippers tough whores when practicing pole dancing for her latest movie role. She'll be portraying a sexy exotic dancer when shooting begins.

Getting into the role is important to Lindsay so she went to the popular strip club Scores in NYC to soak up some of the atmosphere and learn a little from the pros.

Lindsay went backstage to see what really goes on as the show goes on. When she was recognized by the strippers between sets they became irate at her for earlier comments.

They jumped her beating her savagely about the head and shoulders. They yelled, whore! at her in retaliation for her earlier statements

After the beating Lindsay tried apologizing profusely for calling the girls a derogatory name. The strippers didn't accept Lindsay's apology and dumped her in a trash pile out back of the club.

She sustained minor lacerations and bruising to her ego. It's doubtful she'll be calling anyone whore again.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 4 2007

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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