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The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

Funny story: The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...

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Theresa May Slung Off 'Strictly Come Dancing', Even Though She Isn't On It

Funny story: Theresa May Slung Off 'Strictly Come Dancing', Even Though She Isn't On It

There was worse news for the beleaguered Prime Minister Theresa May tonight, after it was revealed that she has been summarily thrown out of the BBC's 'Strictly Come Dancing' - even though she isn't part of the show. Mrs May, under fire over Brexi...

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"Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Funny story: "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...

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Strictly's Back and Shit as ever

Strictly Come Dancing is back on our screens and we couldn't give less of a fuck about it! Well we could but we got asked to stop writing about obscure things and making thinly veiled attacks on the right and could we please just write something norm...

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Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

Funny story: Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

A glamour filled 6 part T.V. Morris Dancing competition is to jingle its glittering way onto our screens in time for Christmas. The risqué series will feature beer bellies, beards, balloons and bells. Strictly Come Dancing has proved to be such...

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Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

Funny story: Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

"I just can't leave it alone and its even worse when I'm bored" Bruce Forsyth told a delegation of International Television Producers yesterday. He was referring of course to Strictly Come Dancing and not his Dick. Bruce is very fond of Dick, his Coc...

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Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Funny story: Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Much loved Glitz loving Mickey Rooney has died at 93 after an unparalleled career in Showbiz. Rumours that Brucie's retirement from mainstream Chickfest "Strictly" is now on hold after Alex Ferguson's sulky withdrawal from the running are being denie...

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Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Funny story: Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Producers of "Strictly" are desperate not to appear to have pressurised old Bruce Forsyth to go into semi retirement. "I always said to myself I'd know when the time came when it was time to go". He reminisced last week. "Could you face bingo and day...

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Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

Funny story: Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

The BBC moved quickly today by immediately appointing angry pensioner and former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson as the new co-host of Strictly Come Dancing. The announcement follows the decision of Bruce Forsyth to step down after ten years.

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Strictly In The Marines

Colin Salmon, an actor (we believe, were sorry we've done little to no fact checking on this one), who is appearing on Strictly Come Dancing has said training for the show is harder than "being in the Marines". Back and to the Left news was alway...

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BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

Funny story: BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

Beleaguered BBC bosses were left reeling today after yet another scandal broke involving one of their biggest star turns. Already engulfed in controversy following the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, BBC chiefs fear the corporation known as 'Auntie' m...

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Emergency replacement on Strictly

Funny story: Emergency replacement on Strictly

On Thursday after tripping over partner Johnny Ball's feet when he asked her to think of a number in the middle of a foxtrot Strictly Come Dancing professional Aliona Vilani fell and broke her ankle. With the first live show coming up fast the BBC ha...

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OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

Funny story: OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

Rome - The themed luxury cruise show's debut was to have been filmed aboard the Costa Concordia just as she smashed her way onto Giglio Island rocks. An announcement just before Christmas said the BBC's flagship entertainment show had been success...

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Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

London - It's set the Argentine Tango benchmark since 1994 when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tia Carrere - as Juno Skinner - danced their rocks off to The Tango Project's rendition of Por una Cabeza. "For sheer animal magnetism you just can't beat it...

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Come Dancing at Shepherds Bush Green

Funny story: Come Dancing at Shepherds Bush Green

In an effort to raise much needed funds, the BBC is thinking of moving its popular show 'Strictly Come Dancing' to the summer and filming it on Shepherds Bush Green. "Due to cuts, we are finding it hard to afford the outfits for our couples, so s...

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Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...

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Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Funny story: Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage's tweets have led to much speculation about his mystery partner on Strictly Come Dancing. The ex-footballer has told followers on Twitter that he would like to 'go through the moves' with stunning pro dancers Natalie Low or Alioni V...

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Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

Funny story: Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

London - Edwina Currie, Nancy Dell'Olio, Lulu and Anita Dobson head the Beeb's geriatric hat trick-plus line-up starting this Saturday. The ageing wannabes easily trump last season's torture that inflicted Ann Widdecombe on a hapless Brit audience...

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