Wasilla, Alaska Former Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin denied reports that her whole family was involved in a drunken brawl over the weekend; a brawl that the police had to be called in to break up.
"My whole family was not involved in that conflict!" insisted Palin. "It was only most of them!"
Palin went on further to say that, "I also resent that the press has turned this small family brawl into a media spectacle. I am especially mad that they keep stressing the alcohol factor like we're a bunch of drunken hillbillies. I'd like to just remind people that Wasilla is the methamphetamine capital of Alaska and some of those people were taking some pretty sophisticated drugs and not just alcohol!"
Palin then thanked all her followers and announced that she is still thinking of running for Vice-President again in 2016 since it's obvious she knows a lot about vice.