Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star

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Wednesday, 17 September 2014


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Jane Dawson, officer of New Orleans county, arrested 16-year-old Danny Rivers, star of the upcoming series Rock Out, at his own doorstep last evening.

She explained to the Sheriff that she developed an impression of Rivers already after Googling about him and discovering some of his strange behavior. She read about his many relationships, his friends, and most importantly, how he treated the ladies. She claimed that he was prone to abusing them and had characteristics of a psychopath - a charming gentleman on some days, and a sex-crazed fiend on others.

On the night of his arrest, Dawson was scoping out on Rivers' street and allegedly saw Rivers, half naked with a towel, creep up to an older lady, presumably his mother or his makeup artist, and she saw the lady turn around and looked down in shock. Dawson swiftly bashed down the door and handcuffed the half naked star to her vehicle.

At the sheriff's office, Dawson refused to believe Rivers was innocent until Tumblr Customer Service called the office to clarify this misinformation and that they allow these realistically false stories involving real people to be posted on their blog site, to promote creativity and free expression for their writers.

When asked an explanation of Dawson's immediate arrest: "I mean look at the past Disney stars: Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber… you gotta catch them young. "

On his Twitter, Rivers tweeted "Thanks for sending me jail guys lmao :P My mom is still mad at me for making her floor wet :/ #guilty

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