WEST HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber has said that he knows full well that his back is against the wall.
The pop music icon brat as Michelle Obama calls him has told Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine that he is starting to smell the coldness of his native Canada.
He commented that it appears that President Obama is bound and determined to deport him back to his native country due to the tons of pressure he is receiving from nice, decent, taxpaying citizens of the good old USA.
Bieber said that the little charade with his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez fell flatter than Keira Knightley's chest.
Justin says he feels bad about the fact that because of him his mother (Pattie Mallette) is sitting in a rehab clinic room talking to the ceiling fan and the curtains.
And for that reason the young wayward troublemaker has decided that the only way he is going to turn his dead end life around is to get together with an older woman [i.e. cougar].
Justin has been advised by at least two close friends that now that Demi Moore is available perhaps he should consider calling her up and hooking up with her.
SIDENOTE: As desperate as Demi is to get back at her ex-husband boy toy, Ashton Kutcher she will probably jump at the chance to start up an intimate relationship with a much younger boy toy.
