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Funny story: Man Admits To Using Strong Language

Man Admits To Using Strong Language

The same man who said earlier that he was suffering from stress, boredom, depression, frustration, isolation, gross mental strain and a mild psychopathic nature has now admitted that, from time to time, his language can be extremely colorful. And,…

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Funny story: Man's Cultural Experiences Make His Blood Boil

Man's Cultural Experiences Make His Blood Boil

A man who says he is suffering from stress, boredom, depression, frustration, isolation, gross mental strain and a mild psychopathic nature has admitted that, from time to time, he gets a bit angry. And, often, he becomes extremely irritable. M…

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Funny story: Man Squashed Bottle Top For No Apparent Reason

Man Squashed Bottle Top For No Apparent Reason

A pedestrian who was walking along a public footpath has said he isn't really certain why he did it, but claims to have trodden on a bottle top he saw, squashing it almost flat. The incident occurred at around 7:45 am this morning, as schoolteache…

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Funny story: Little Girl's Headache Was Down To Tension

Little Girl's Headache Was Down To Tension

A young girl with a splitting headache whose sorrowful image has been flashed across the front pages of most of the newspapers across the world, has said that it was, in fact, a terrible migraine she'd had for two days after a stressful day at school…

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Funny story: Man At The End Of His Tether

Man At The End Of His Tether

A man who has borne the Coronavirus crisis with what seemed to others as a 'steady resolve' during unprecedented times, has revealed that his cool, calm exterior is disguising a multitude of psychological problems, and that he has had just about as m…

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Funny story: An Insider Says Ellen DeGeneres is in an Extreme State of Depression

An Insider Says Ellen DeGeneres is in an Extreme State of Depression

MONTECITO, California – A member of Ellen’s TV show has stated that the daytime talkshow host has been extremely depressed as of late. The insider says that the 62-year-old DeGeneres is feeling like she is starting to age at a much faster pace tha…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Depressed

Demi Lovato Is Depressed

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of LaLaLand are saying that Demi Lovato is in a state of depression. The singer/actress is still upset about her recent break-up with Brad Pitt, who is alleged to have insulted her by saying he fel…

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Funny story: Global Warming: Man’s Seasonal Depression Worse Every Year

Global Warming: Man’s Seasonal Depression Worse Every Year

A local man announced on Monday that he feels his seasonal depression gets worse and worse every year, and scientists say this is yet another effect of global warming. Michael Blackstone, 31, says that his depression is most severe when daylight…

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Funny story: Lady Gaga’s Friends Fear She's Fallen Into a Depressed State

Lady Gaga’s Friends Fear She's Fallen Into a Depressed State

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Some of Lady Gaga’s closest friends recently confided to Celebrity Globe that they are afraid that Lady Gaga may hurt herself, since she has fallen into a depressed mood. Bellatrix Coyotero, who is Gaga’s hairstyli…

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Funny story: Man Didn't Really Feel Like It Very Much Today

Man Didn't Really Feel Like It Very Much Today

A man who had taken about as much as he could possibly take - and maybe even a little bit more - has said that, as far as employment matters go, he simply just could not be bothered today. "I know it sounds unprofessional," said a jaded-looking Mo…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Says Self-Isolating is Making Her Feel Depressed, Claustrophobic, and Horny

Demi Lovato Says Self-Isolating is Making Her Feel Depressed, Claustrophobic, and Horny

LOS ANGELES – The popular pop singer has told The Hollywood Gazette-Globe newspaper that she is starting to feel highly depressed, extremely claustrophobic, and erotically horny due to sheltering-in-place. Lovato said that she has been working on...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

After wrestling into the dark hours of the night with shame, self-abandonment, and bafflement as to what his life even meant, Randy Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, awakened the next morning feeling a little groggy. “Yeah, normally I jump up brigh...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair

Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair

Caleb Bonner of Nashville, Tennessee, knew he was at a critical juncture. A barrage of news about mass pandemics, dubious politics, and an increasingly unlivable planet had left him wondering whether life was even worth living. Was there any point in...

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Funny story: Trump Dismisses Depression Epidemic as "Fake Blues"

Trump Dismisses Depression Epidemic as "Fake Blues"

A proponent of positive thinking, United States President Donald Trump dismissed the wave of depression, anxiety, and other mental illness reportedly sweeping the nation as “fake blues.” “As Abraham Lincoln said, most folks are about as happy as t...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Lets Depression Have Its Way with Him

Nashville Man Lets Depression Have Its Way with Him

After fending off its advances for years, Wayne Mason of Nashville, Tennessee, finally allowed depression to have its way with him. “Very seductive,” said Mason of the existential, twisted thoughts with which depression ultimately lured him in. “U...

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Funny story: Nashville Neurotic First to Achieve Tripolar Status

Nashville Neurotic First to Achieve Tripolar Status

Surpassing all mental health expectations, Cameron Foster of Nashville, Tennessee, became the first patient on record to be diagnosed as not merely bipolar, but tripolar. "It’s an honor," said 42-year-old Foster of his newfound claim to psychiatri...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Gets Serious about Having Some Fun

Nashville Man Gets Serious about Having Some Fun

Accused of being rigid, upright, and even a total buzz-kill, Cody Jameson of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to get serious about having some fun. "I know I need to work on loosening up and having a good time," said Cody. "It won't be easy, but it's...

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