Justin Bieber's Mom Is Thinking About Disowning Him

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 6 April 2014

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Pattie says she is really enjoying her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

LOS ANGELES - Pattie Mallette says that after just one week at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic she is feeling a bit better.

Mallette checked herself into the clinic due to the continuing immature behavior of her son pop idol Justin Bieber.

Pattie said that things had really gotten bad for her and she was struggling with bouts of bulimia and melancholia.

She also confessed that all of the confusion and uncertainty was interfering with her pursuit of mattress merriment.

Pattie has revealed that she is seriously thinking of disowning her son since it appears that he is not going to change his devil may care attitude and all he wants to do is party 24/7.

She remarked that the story of Justin getting back with Selena Gomez is just hogwash cooked up by Justin so that people will think that he has changed from being a hip hop wannabe to simply being the boyfriend of one of America's sweethearts.

SIDENOTE: Pattie said that she really loves the rehab clinic food and she is hoping to get the recipe for their fabulous Chimichangas Kabob.

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