What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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Monica Lewinsky has said that Republicans have always gotten tattoos of fellow Republicans.

ATLANTA - CNN is reporting that several political news magazines are spotlighting an interesting situation which involves several Republican politicians.

CNN stated that American Spotlight Magazine remarked that an inside source has revealed that Senator Ted Cruz has a tattoo of President George W. Bush tattooed on his butt.

ASM also reports that Senator Rand Paul has a tattoo with Ronald Reagan's face tattooed on the small of his back.

And Political Salad Bar Magzine writes that Senator Marco Rubio has a tattoo of George Bush Senior sitting on an elephant. PSBM revealed that Rubio's tattoo is located on his bikini line.

Meanwhile President Obama and Vice-President Biden were asked by PSBM if either of them had any tattoos.

The president reponded with a "Let me just be clear on this, HELL NO!"

Vice-President Biden replied that he has no tattoos but if he did it would be a tattoo of a hamburger.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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